
Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.” ~ Charles Maurice de Talleyrand. “Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions the surest poison is time.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson. “Are we sure it is desirable for a man’s spirit not to be at war with itself, or that it is better to be serene and ready to go to dinner than to be excited and unwilling to stop for a cup of coffee even?” ~ William Saroyan. “Coffee which makes the politician wise, and see through all things with his half-shut eyes.” ~ Alexander Pope. “Tis pity wine should be so deleterious, for tea and coffee leave us much more serious.” ~ Lord Byron. “We usually don’t notice until the coffee tastes funny.” ~ Anne Afdahl. “Behind every successful woman…is a substantial amount of coffee.” ~ Stephanie Piro. “Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.” ~ Alex Levine. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” ~ David Letterman I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.” ~ Ronald Reagan “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” ~ T.S. “I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.” ~ Steven Wright. A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent. Hand over the coffee and no one gets hurt!.
I make serious coffee – so strong it wakes up the neighbors!!!.
No questions until I’ve had my second cup of coffee!.If you’ll excuse me a minute, I’m going to have a cup of coffee.Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.Is there life before coffee? There is NO life before coffee.Retirement is one great big giant coffee break.Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee.There has never been a better office communication system than the coffee break.Coffee has two virtues: it’s wet and warm.Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich.Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.Many coffee aficionados have come up with funny quotes that will warm up your day. Coffee has become a lifeline for those living around deadlines. Or you may meet friends at a coffee shop to catch up on the latest gossip. Coffee has become the integral part of life and you will see people gathering around the coffee machine for the latest office gossips. This is how you would typically imagine a busy big shot in a high profile job would look like. A coffee mug in one hand and the other hand holding a file.